Your behavior on Spring break has been out of control.  You girls want to run around and show off your bodies, get drunk, and act like fools?  Get your bikinis off, bend over the rail, and we can show everyone what happens when you act like that! Hmmmm, did I just say that out loud?

I am sure that during spring break, these four girls would have had their bottoms pinched and slapped a lot - and they would have no grounds for complaint!